Oh, fuck me, I love Keats.

Have you heard this one?
"There was a young woman from Ealing...
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back and opened her crack...
And pissed all over the ceiling."

(Daniel Cleaver)

Skynyrd

Charles Bukowski “Bluebird”

In loc de titlu te votez multiplu

Capitanul e pe plai
Chiar de gura-i e de rai
Mamaliga-i din malai

La solicitarea singurei cititoare, Mrs. J.Choo, publicam urmatorul poem tematic si prezentam scuzele aferente impardonabilei, abominabilei intarzieri.

Micul dulce mult aduce
Hora mare e-o-ncantare
Toata lumea e in priza
Sa ne bucuram de criza

Cu catel si cu purcel
Am votat in ziua sfanta
Sa ne fie cu macel
Cu chef si betie crunta

Mrs. Earton